Wikipedia Spamming Rules for Morons!

HAHA!
It was fun while it lasted . . .
I recently got one of my clients links on Wikipedia. Wikipedia has one of the strongest search engine rankings in the world.
No matter what you type, you are bound to find a wikipedia page for it on google and most likely its in the top 10.
So I got one of our clients link from a relevant wikipedia page.
After about 2 months of getting traffic from there - one of our competitor removed our link and put his there.
How stupid can you be?
All this moron had to do was add his link above or below mine. Since he removed it, Wikipedia moderators got notified and they naturally removed all of them. Now we are not getting traffic from Wikipedia or this dooshbag!
Also the rankings dropped for my client but since I’m a freaking genius and getting backlinks from all over the place - they came back up today (They were gone for 2 days only).
This act of stupidity inspired me to write the world’s first Wikipedia Spamming Rules:
1. Don’t remove other links - just add yours.
When you remove a link, the moderators pay more attention to it more than adding links.
2. Don’t just add a self-promotional bull shit link.
If you are blatantly promoting a sales site, of course you won’t even get on. Add a link to something of value to your site.
3. Don’t mess with me . . . .
I know who that competitor was and he literally f’d himself up. I’m going to kill him (In the search engines that is) and every other competitor so bad now that he’ll never have a website again.
For a newbie internet marketer reading this . . .
Welcome to internet marketing - it’s ruthless and it’s beautiful
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I fought the law (eBay) and I won
Hi guys,
As you know I recently got suspended from ebay for my late shipments - my fault 100%.
It kind of set back the case study that I was doing but not really . . .
So after going on ebay chat for like 2 weeks straight and emailing trust and safety department of eBay, I am finally getting my account re-activated.
YES!
Now we are definitely getting back on track!
Remember, just 10 sales a day is like $127 a day! I might jack the price now but we’ll see.
Here is the screen-shot of my chat:

So what is the lesson?
Lesson is get your eBay game tight! Don’t fall back on your shipment - take your business seriously.
And always remain persistent in achieving your goals.
If I gave up after my third or fourth chat or email, I would have never gotten anyone’s attention at eBay.
They get millions of emails a day and deal with thousands of suspensions.
Stay at it!
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Check your rankings in the top 1000 results

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I love the fact that it’s online so I can check rankings for my self or my clients from anywhere. Plus, you get results from the top 1000 pages in Google.
If you are always doing something like me, and have only a few seconds to see how your rankings are doing, use this excellent free service.
Helps me out almost on a daily basis.
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